joel's pub

we all have iTunes at work and we can play music from each other's mp3 collections thanks to being on the same network. a couple of coworkers have the new madonna album in their collection. i admit to actually liking the song "hung up." but it's another song, called "i love new york" that truly stands out for having possibly the worst song lyrics ever penned:

don't like cities, but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep

Baby you can keep (8x)

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York

I love New York
I love New York
I love New York

If you don't like my attitude, then you can F-off
Just go to Texas, isn't that where they golf?
New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat, then get off my street

Get off my street (8x)

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York

I love New York
I love New York
I love New York

I love New York (Get off my street, get off my street) (4x)
(Get off my street) (10x)


i didn't think madge could top last year's embarrassing faux-rap that involved rhyming "pilates" with "moccha latte."
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soul groovin'
sorry for the lack of posting lately. i suck. i know. ok, here's a nice goodie i just found: great soul train footage set to MFSB's "The Sound of Philadelphia," a great soul/disco track. enjoy.

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the ultimate hot sauce
i think i have a new, favorite hot sauce. di brought back a bottle of Pickapeppa red pepper sauce from Jamaica. it's soooo good. it's very hot, due to, i think, the scotch bonnet peppers, but it's also got a sweet side to it from vinegar and tamarind. delicious.

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