joel's pub

i get to go to court tomorrow. yipee! no seriously, i'm excited. i haven't been to court (as a defendant/plaintiff) in quite a while (at least not since a youthful indiscretion that features lots of empty cans of "milwaukee's best."). anyway, i'm scheduled to fight my little $35 parking ticket tomorrow in providence municipal court. i'm so excited. i can't wait to bust out my tom mesereau-style defense. i plan to call numerous expert witnesses. and that meter maid is in for a character assassination like she's NEVER SEEN!!!! if we can't get the jury sequestered on this one, we may be requesting a change of venue. i hear aruba has a wonderful judicial system this time of year.
and when all else fails... "I'll PUT THE SYSTEM ON TRIAL!!!"

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